3 BR, 1 BA, with beautiful hardwood floors, tile, new custom cabinets, plumbing and wiring. Now for the good stuff; it comes with nice, big spiders inside your windows making masterpiece webs, a sink that is currently backing up due to the garbage disposal (no idea), a laundry room drain that backs up into the laundry room b/c it is not ran correctly (due to previous owner), dogs that get into your garbage while you are out of town and spread shitty diapers in your front lawn, exterior doors that do not lock, a scary cellar basement that floods, and so much more....
If interested please email me.
Will consider trade for any new homes with NO maintenance.
I'm not sure whether to laugh or be concerned... :)
ReplyDeleteLaugh. It was one of those days.
ReplyDeleteToday was better :)